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Post by Sirius Black on Mar 5, 2007 12:48:14 GMT -5
Uh....I'm not liking the sound of that...Weeeelll...You can't goose me unless my post is above yours...and Gwen's gunna post next, cuz we HAVE to wait for her goose to be completed...and...BWUAHAHA. I'll never post in this thread. xD
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Post by Artemis Smithson on Mar 5, 2007 14:35:58 GMT -5
OH NO YOU DON'T!!!!! YOu don't get off that easily!!!!! I am GOOSE'n you!!!! Your GOOSE is to be fullfilled once Gwen has fulfilled hers!!! That is part of the Goose. Your RP: You walk into the Gryffi common room, run up to your dorm room. You hear singing in the shower, thinking its only Prongs, you walk right on in. Only to your surprise a different voice joins on in...a familiar voice...you peek behind the curtain to see Moony and Prongs naked in the shower together, arms around eachother and then start to make out. Oh, and to top it all off, when you race back out of the bathroom, you see...oh...oh...wait for it.....Wormtail making out with Cecily. And then a friend decides to stop on by...ME. Not having any influence on the situation whatso ever, but knowing all about it...she falls to the floor laughing her head off, "y-you should s ee your face!" I'm wearing a nice green robe over the nice silk green wear that i was wearing when making out with Peter...before he turned gay.... BEAT THAT PADDY! >
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Post by Artemis Smithson on Mar 5, 2007 14:38:00 GMT -5
You will NEVER be able to top that one Mister Black! My dares will always come out on top! >
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Post by Guinevere S. R. Smithson on Mar 5, 2007 17:35:23 GMT -5
OKay... I would stare at them and drop whatever I was holding, making them jump apart and look back at me in shock. Then I would smirk at them and cross my arms and say "Oooooo Peter...my sister's going to KILL you," and run off to tell Art.
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Post by Sirius Black on Mar 5, 2007 20:30:05 GMT -5
ARGH. -rawrs-
-le sigh-
I guess I must...but oh-revenge-is-sweet.
So I quote Gerard Way: Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge...biotches!!
xD
You walk into the Gryffi common room, run up to your dorm room. You hear singing in the shower, thinking its only Prongs, you walk right on in. Only to your surprise a different voice joins on in...a familiar voice...you peek behind the curtain to see Moony and Prongs naked in the shower together, arms around eachother and then start to make out. Oh, and to top it all off, when you race back out of the bathroom, you see...oh...oh...wait for it.....Wormtail making out with Cecily.
And then a friend decides to stop on by...ME.
Not having any influence on the situation whatso ever, but knowing all about it...she falls to the floor laughing her head off, "y-you should s ee your face!" I'm wearing a nice green robe over the nice silk green wear that i was wearing when making out with Peter...before he turned gay....
-evil glare-
Sirius walked into the Gryffindor boys' dorm after a long day. He hadn't seen any of his friends since lunchtime, and that had been 2 hours ago. Cecily, he hadn't seen all day.
He hummed his version of the Hogwarts' school song as he threw his bag down on his bed, and was about to pull off his tie when he heard singing.
Awful singing, I might add.
Rolling his eyes, he walked towards the door to go in and tell James to knock it off. He opened the door and stepped in, not at all embarrased. All the Gryffin guys who share dorms see each other in one way or the other, whether it be a dare or accident...Sirius ripped open the curtain and put on a mockful scowl.
"Oi, mate--"
"I want to taste you skin with my lips, and let it all sink down with me, Oh let me feel you, feel you, Oh let me kiss your lips one last time."
Feeling his stomach churn, he was sure he wasn't going to eat dinner. Another voice had synched together with Prongs' voice...Remus' voice...
"AAAAAAAAAARGH!!"
Sirius fell backwards onto his butt, and scrambled away from the pair, who by the looks of it, hadn't noticed one of their friends walk in on them...And worsened it all by slamming their lips together.
"...."
Rubbing each other.
"...."
Smothering each other.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!"
Sirius scrambled out of the misty bathroom, scarred for life. He slammed the door behind him, and stood for a moment. Another chorus made him run down to the Common Room, trying to block the sound.
Only...to find a heart-breaking scene.
"CECILY!" He screamed.
However, the kissing couple didn't seem to be bothered by Sirius' screams and rants.
Giving up, he muttered colorful words and shoved his hands into his pockets, and stormed out of the Gryffindor Tower.
Today, was not his day.
And it just got worse...
"Y-You should see your face!!"
Sirius turned around wearily, and glared. "Not funny! I'm scarred for life, and I may become a...a...a scizophrenic person now!!" He shouted at Artemis, who had bent over in fits of laughter.
"Shut up!" He growled, annoyed. "Argh...stupid, stupid people..." He said.
And he walked off, muttering something about scars, stupid people, and being homophobic.
..........
...the song is © AVADD...my band. Though, I think I would never sing, or play it. I'm scarred with the image of Prongs and Moony...in the shower...smothering each other...
-shudders-
Anyways...I have to wait you to post, Art, so I can goose ya. >=D
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Post by Artemis Smithson on Mar 6, 2007 11:43:28 GMT -5
Alrighty Mister Black, I am posting ya happy? Hey, I liked those lyrics...I had my friend read the post to me over the phone last night, and she couldn't stop laughing, and from over the phone they sounded soo wrong...but this morning i read the post by myself and they weren't, just they way she was reading them, i read them, and i they were pretty good. I shiver too just thinking about James and Remus in the shower...-shivers-....lets not EVER do that RP again alrighty? No wierd ones like Prongs and Moony in the shower naked, or anything like that...its just too creepy. Your RP was good though...and I hope you don't become a schizo...that would ruin all the fun...you'd have to be locked up in a 'hug-me' jacket, and shoved in a white cushioned room with no laptop, then what would i do for fun? lol So Mister Black... Bring It On! >
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Post by Sirius Black on Mar 6, 2007 14:46:32 GMT -5
...GOOOSE!!
>=D
Tell us what you'd do if you had all four Marauders...as in, Moony, Wormtails, Padfoot, and Prongs...Tied up in chains, naked, and unwillingly locked up in a dungeon. XD
Oh gee...I wanna read this.
Details too, if you please. XD
...and absolutely NO yaoi pairings, please...i'm not in the mood for gayness now. xD
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Post by Artemis Smithson on Mar 6, 2007 15:47:14 GMT -5
Don't worry Blacky, None of that stuff....it makes my skin crawl...-shivers- i just wanted to see how you'd handle it...I'm completley against it. All four of you...tied up...in chains...in a dungeon? Well, first...I'd let wormtail go...he aint as cute.... Hmm...next....the three of you left would have boxers and pants zapped back on ya...refuse to see male anatomy till after me marriage thankyou... Hmm.... What would Artemis do.... ~~~~~~~~~~~ Grasping the oportunity, Artemis decided to pull a major prank on the marauder boys. Setting the plump munchkin free, she had added an extra ingredient to the three hot marauders pumpkin juice during dinner. Once they had made it to their dorm room, falling asleep almost instantly, she apparated them to Peter's apartment. And draggin each of them down the stairs, she chained each of them up to the wall, one right next to the other. Wrists together above their heads, legs chained to the floor, she put on one of her favorite muggle outfits...red T-shirt with white sharp pointed lettering, "Bite Me", and some nice designer jeans that hugged her hips. Pulling black gloves, with holes in the top so her fingers showed, she slipped on her favorite black pumps, and walked down the steel damp stairs, closing and locking the dungeon door behind her. She waited in a nice comfy chair, reading a book, every once in awhile taking a glance at the boys admiring their nice toned abs and arms muscles. All three of them seeming to wake up at once, only made it more fun. Grinning, she couldn't wait to see the faces on the three hot marauders when they came to realize what had become of them. (Ok Sirius, GOOSE!) What happens next, what do you say? Come on, give some good stuff...i'll add to this if your side is good!
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Post by Artemis Smithson on Mar 6, 2007 16:01:30 GMT -5
Ok Ok
I’ll type a little more…it was a dare RP after all Black.
But your just going to have to put up with what you say.
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Seeing that Prongs was one of the first to awake, checking once more that she was in her 15 year old form, so that none of the boys(not even Sirius) would recognize her, with her short shoulder length curly dark red hair, and her vibrant green eyes, she was a few inches short, and her voice a bit different. She had freckles adorning her cheeks and nose, and she had slipped on her old Ravenclaw school cloak over her muggle outfit.
She always like looking like a 15 year old, it was one of her best costumes, one of her best disguises.
Once Prongs woke up, he looked around, and he was still really sleepy, seeing Sirius black slowly open his eyes next, she looked at Moony, only he was sound asleep.
Rolling her eyes she stood up from her chair, bringing the book with her(her thumb keeping her place) she walked over, and sat down right in front of Prongs. Sirius on his left, and moony on his right, and she was most definitely liking the idea of messing around with these boys heads.
(Ok, NOW you are GOOSED, it takes effect now!) that part about what you say...i cut that out...cause I have to go to the library, i'll be there in about 10 or 15 minutes, and maybe i'll write a little more, but you have to prepare yourself for what you might say, and start thinking of what you're going to do next, cause your response to this whole event is your dare!
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Post by Artemis Smithson on Mar 6, 2007 16:37:31 GMT -5
“W-where…w-what am…Is this a dream?” I heard Prongs mutter, turning to look at me, he was still tired I presumed, because he squinted his eyes and extended his neck to get a better look at me, “Lily?” After moment realizing I wasn’t that long red haired girl that he was almost flirting with he groaned and leaned back, “Nope, if this were my dream you’d be in a real tight muggle bikini.” Laughing my 15 year old laugh, which I despised, it was just to girly, I re-opened my book and set it down in my lap. “Who are you?” I heard Prongs mutter, trying to figure out if indeed this was a dream, just with another girl, looking around, “Where are we?” And then seeing a sleeping Moony he yelled his name, but the boy didn’t flinch a bit, just kept snoring. Sirius finally joined in, “He’s not waking up any time soon…” I grinned, knowing exactly when Moony was going to wake up, but I kept that to myself…I had just given him a bigger dose…by accident of course… I smiled and said with my cute 15 year old voice, “The name is Natalie,” Coading myself with my middle name…one of them anyhow, “and I’m a ravenclaw.” Prongs and Sirius just looked at me like they were delusional, or like I wasn’t right in the head. James turning his head to Sirius, “Um, either we’re chained up in a dungeon with a majorly hot Ravenclaw in only some muggle jeans and boxers, or somebody spiked our pumpkin juice and we’re both experiencing the same hallucination.” “Both actually…only, it’s not a hallucination…you are really chained up in a dungeon…a friend’s dungeon…he won’t mind though…he’s out on a huntin’ trip…” I kept on with the simple smile, treating this like it was just a regular conversation, they both looked at eachother and then gave me another look when Prongs put a smile on his face. “If I’m drunk, hallucinating, and chained to the wall, might’s well enjoy it…Ya know I’m chaser on the Gryffie’s quidditch team.” I pretended to be excited and surprised, “really?” And impressed. He grinned and nodded, “One of the best on the team.” He gave off a flirty smile, and inside I was laughing my head off that this boy was flirtin with me. I decided to go a little further. Setting my book down on the ground, I got up onto all fours, and then started crawling to him, his eyes widened for a moment, but then calmed down, “Ya know…” I said, with a grin, now sitting in his lap, running a finger along his bottom lip, “I love a quidditch man.” And then I turned and laid my back against his chest, head resting against his, and I started tracing a figure eight on the thigh of his jeans. I turned and looked up at Sirius, only to have to smack myself really hard mentally to not laugh. He was glaring, furious at Prongs, his eyes narrowed that his best friend was actually flirting with a strange 15 year old kidnapping Ravenclaw girl. Prongs didn’t seem to see anything wrong with it, “What?” Your turn Black!!! >
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Post by Sirius Black on Mar 8, 2007 20:21:11 GMT -5
...Didn't read all of that, only bits and parts, but I understood. xD
I'm studying at the moment, so yeah...but I'll still do my goose.
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"...at least I can threaten you from now on..." Sirius muttered at Prongs, rolling his eyes at his best friend and looking to his other side, at Moony.
The third person seemed to have finally come to, and looked up, eyes half-closed.
"Wha..? Whazgoinon?" He muttered, his words slurred. His eyes finally opened completely and widened. "Huh? Where are we? Who are you?"
"We've been kidnapped by a psychotic Ravenclaw, Moony. Prongs...is enjoying it." Sirius answered.
"...Shut up, Padfoot." Was James' reply to that.
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...I'll leave it at that, for now. xD
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Post by Artemis Smithson on Mar 9, 2007 15:40:51 GMT -5
Alrighty then! DUCK! Unless this is going to be continued Black! ; ) Any more evil ideas in that dark head of yours? Lol
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Post by Guinevere S. R. Smithson on Mar 9, 2007 18:06:25 GMT -5
DUCK!
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Post by Sirius Black on Mar 9, 2007 18:23:28 GMT -5
Awww man. I should've ducked before Raine...now Art's going to gooose me...
Duck anyways.
((edit: omg, i love the modify button now. I LOVE U RAINE! thanks for ducking below me >=D))
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Post by Guinevere S. R. Smithson on Mar 9, 2007 19:30:20 GMT -5
DUCK!
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